dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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