i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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