Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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