Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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