Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
