He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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