We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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