Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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