i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Small penises have feelings too.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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