sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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