Where did you get a picture of my penis
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
