So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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