You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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