i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
