I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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