just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
