Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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