I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
dude. I can hear the air.
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