you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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