you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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