my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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