i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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