I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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