No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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