two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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