Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
high people should be assigned attendants
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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