Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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