I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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