yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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