i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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