I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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