Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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