He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's never too late to be topless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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