11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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