I love black thongs
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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