If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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