You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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