The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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