Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
