i just google imaged poop.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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