If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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