If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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