if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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