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It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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