So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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