question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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