So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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