Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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