Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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