Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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