Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Randomize