I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Someone signed my nipple.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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