I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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