Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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