This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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