Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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